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) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.He starts off his profile by being humorous and even a bit on the mysterious side. I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.I sometimes ‘fast’ accidentally, because I forget to eat. But in no way is he a pushover or worse yet, boring.When he describes what he enjoys, he does it in a way that the vision is clear. sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile.

I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?

I can see the mountain, the banjo and even taste the bananas. I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. This guy likes to keep things short, and sweet yet what he writes about is compelling.

He has stimulated my sense and women appreciate that ability in a man. XOXOXOXO applause: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. A few things important to me: Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind. He’s an individual that is giving back within his community.

I plan to become a fantastic dancer for the next time I find myself on an exotic island one night at a Tiki bar somewhere. They gave me a hard time for dropping out of school… We help non-computer nerds with their online businesses. My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? To better understand the importance of combining contrasting qualities check out the dating username guide by clicking here.

It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… But now: Here ye, Here ye Knights in Shining Armor, there is something I must inform you about this profile…it is I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote in “Crush.” But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.

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